Pokemon SUPER shitkazoo
My card
Pokemon Passport
Creation Date : 17 April 2017
Name : SUPER shitkazoo
Type : Metal
Attack 1 : flaming ball of shit
Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of an attack, including damage, done to SUPER shitkazoo during your opponent's next turn.
Attack 2 : super "SHITTY"attack
Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now Retarded.
Comments : shitkazoo is a special jellybean. a kid picked up a piece of shit, formed into a kazoo and played it he took it to his house then went to bed when he woke up his kazoo had eyes and arms thus the special jelly bean SUPER shitkazoo.
Illustrator : twerkwerd
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