Creation Date : 14 August 2023
Name : Sarah Walters
Type : Psychic
Attack 1 : Morbidly Obese
The thing has a 100% chance of becoming a fat cunt by eating fast food like McDonald's, KFC, Burger King, etc.
Attack 2 : Heart Attack
Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now Paralyzed.