Pokemon Shola

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 20 April 2014

Name : Shola

Type : Grass

Attack 1 : Stroll
Trot languidly towards the six-yard box. Fall over. Collect a £40,000 pay cheque. Buy some hats and a table like what you get in a bar.

Attack 2 : One-Yard Screamer
Once a season, tap a ball in with your shin. Get a new contract and go out for a bike ride with your favourite apple safe in the knowledge you will live to haunt Mackems (or not).

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