Attack 1 : OH HELLO THERE Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of an attack, including damage, done to Shrek Man during your opponent's next turn. If tails, chase the enemy out of the swamp, firmly placing your hand, before brutally ripping apart the enemy.
Attack 2 : SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GOING ROLL ME. Ears can't handle Shrek Man's singing, so they (nearly) die.
Comments : he is omega man rare i tell you, oh buddy boy
Illustrator : me
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