Attack 1 : Deception Flip a coin. If heads, heals Sigma Rizzlord of all damage and effects, and he makes the opponent beat itself up, mo matter what kind of Pokémon it is.
Attack 2 : Pacification Flip a coin. If tales, the opponent falls asleep, extremely vulnerable, and then he sneakily electrocutes them while spraying them with water, and swinging towards them repeatedly with a golfing stick, and punching them, while also burning them extremely, while yelling “GIVE ME MY MONEY!! WHERES MY MONEY?!?”, like when Stewie beat up his dog.
Comments : I put Norwaybellzak amalgamations in this lolz!?!?!?!?!?!?! Rizz is a complex and serious manner, not to be messed with, this card is merely satire, don’t take it seriously. 2+2=fish. Average Pokémon card in Ohio.
Illustrator : Me obviously (yt:royal johnson)
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