Creation Date : 3 July 2018
Name : Sorrow Television
Type : Psychic
Attack 1 : Voice Versatility
Uses various voices to distract opponent until the player's next turn.
Attack 2 : Singing
Repeatedly sings "Africa" by Toto until the opponent is stunned... about being in the presence of such a voice. When you play Sorrow Television from your hand, you must sing "Africa" by Toto in real life as well.
Comments : A member of the holy trinity of reddit youtubers starting with "S": Sorrow, the Father, Slazo, the Son, and Soothouse, the Holy Spirit.