Attack 1 : Worthington Waffle Flip a coin. If heads, confuse you opponent with mindless gum flapping and primary school banter. If super effective, your opponent should die from harakiri or general lack of interest.
Attack 2 : Writer's Block Flip a coin, if tails, defend yourself with introspective poetry and stories that go nowhere.
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Illustrator : Chicken Nugget
MyPokeCard.com is a funny site to design your own pokemon card, vote for the best pokemon cards and create pokemon colorings