Pokemon Straight Edge Revenge

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Pokemon ryanxschmautz

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Creation Date : 28 April 2013

Name : ryanxschmautz

Type : Metal

Attack 1 : Straight Edge
Will bring the straight edge revenge on any non-edgemen by breaking alcoholic bottles and putting cigarettes or joints out on you.

Attack 2 : Twitter Humiliation
Talks about you on twitter as if you could not see it, crushing your self esteem and eventually leading to the games end.

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