Attack 1 : Attack I get my ol' laserbeam out of my mole hole in my dirt bag, and if the boi is not your mum, dead, if your mum, dead, I WILL FIND YOU URGHHHHHHHHH
Attack 2 : Useless Alright, this is when good ol' dad calls you for dinner, WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME, GURHHHHHHHHHHHH
Comments : Make america great again, shoot trumps wig off for a billion dollars
Illustrator : papa smurf (fat boi)
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