Pokemon Swagkarp 1

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Pokemon Swagkarp

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Creation Date : 26 April 2015

Name : Swagkarp

Type : Water

Attack 1 : Motherf***ing Splash
Your opponent takes of his/her pant and bow down to Swagkarp and kiss your foot for mercy. If he/she doesn't do that, you can use the next attack without any energy

Attack 2 : Hyper F***ing Beam
Your opponent kills himself/herself the instant you use use this attack because he/she cannot withstand the awsomeness of your swagkarp or even you!!

Illustrator : This pokemon was born to destroy the world and make you wet your bed!!

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