Attack 1 : I Pad Crash Flip a coin. If heads, your I Pad crashes and you can't upload this picture on Instagram.
Attack 2 : Double-Derp Selfie The opponent rage-quits and all of its energy is discarded. This attack does 30x the number of energies attached to the opponent's Pokemon.
Comments : These two retards are mischievous and when agrivated, throw babies at walls.
Illustrator : Oh shit, I forgot
MyPokeCard.com is a funny site to design your own pokemon card, vote for the best pokemon cards and create pokemon colorings
