Pokemon Ted 318

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Creation Date : 23 May 2016

Name : Ted

Type : Fire

Attack 1 : Franglais
Hire a vault at Bridge. Drink copious amounts of Absolut then proceed to McDonald's and speak fragmented French to strangers. May cause confusion and chest stroking.

Attack 2 : Urinate
If wounded, save time from going to the toilet by urinating as close to your bed as possible. The more expensive the target item, the greater the damage.

Illustrator : Danvers House

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