Attack 1 : Long neck The pokemon (Temmie) will reach its head up to 100ft and steal his opponents face. Reducing opponents attack and increasing the pokemons defense.
Attack 2 : Temmie flakes The pokemon will have extra Resistance when he eats his temmie flakes. Giving him 30+ health and defense and boosting his attack. (not steroids)
Comments : The fake card text was a accident. This is a real card.
Illustrator : Real charizard
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