Pokemon Texatard 3

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 4 November 2013

Name : Texatard

Type : Fighting

Attack 1 : Saturn Flip
Pokemon has multiple beers before turn. Pokemon sleep's while sleeping Pokemon kick-flips his Saturn. This does 150 HP damage to self. No competition for 6-15 months.

Attack 2 : Release
Pokemon releases seatbelt while upside down. Although damages self 40 HP, strength raises by 6 points body fat by 8%.

Illustrator : Retard

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