Attack 1 : Thing 1 Every turn, Thing 1 flies kites through the house which makes your fish annoying which kills you and makes you death.
Attack 2 : Thing 2 Thing 2 stains your mom's polka dot dress with fire, lightning, stinging nettle, and water which makes your fish annoying which kills you and makes you death.
Comments : It's not the Thing's fault that the fish is annoying.
Illustrator : Gavin
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