Attack 1 : Power Killer SLAMS YOUR HEAD INTO A FIERY PILE OF MOLTEN VOLCANO LIQUID AND HOLDS YOU THERE UNTIL YOUR BRAINS START TO LEAK OUT OF YOUR EYES
Attack 2 : BOULDER SLAMMER PICKS BOULDERS UP WEIGHING A THOUSAND TONS OR MORE AND SLAMS THEM ON YOU UNTIL YOUR HEAD STARTS OOZING GREEN PUSS AND YOUR EYES FLY OUT LIKE ROCKETS THEN SCOOPED UP AND EATEN BY A ROTTING CORPSE.
Comments : THIS IS TOO COOL
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