Pokemon Tromboner 1

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 3 July 2018

Name : Famine

Type : Grass

Attack 1 : Incelbeam
You become an incel. If you are already an incel, you ascend to a godlike existance.

Attack 2 : Tendie Tsunami
Waves of the fried golden nuggets rain from the heavens. You cannot stop eating and do not refrain until you inevitably explode due to overeating. For some, this is a noble and sweet end.

Comments : There is no escaping the NEET life.

Illustrator : Pepe

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