Pokemon Trump 1531

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 21 January 2018

Name : Trump

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Wall
Flip a coin. If heads, Trump gets 20 restored health. If tails, Trump gets 5 health restoration.

Attack 2 : Team Up
Flip a coin 4 times. If heads each time, Trump summons Mexican slaves to conquer China because he’s too lazy to do it himself.

Comments : Trump is now the POTUS (President Of The United States). Hooray. But Hillary was the second option, so...

Illustrator : Andrew Morrissey

Related cards