Pokemon Victoreon

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 16 October 2014

Name : Victoreon

Type : Grass

Attack 1 : Agility
Flip a coin. If heads, OH SHIT RUN GUYS THE POLICE ARE AT THE DOOR!!!

Attack 2 : Light it up!
Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is like, you're looking at them in a new light man. Like, what is the meaning of life if all we do is create conflict? Jess, do we have any more Doritos?

Illustrator : Instagram

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