Pokemon Wartortle 257

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 9 December 2013

Name : Wartortle

Type : Water

Attack 1 : Flash
Shows his balls for all to see in all their veiny glory.

Attack 2 : Surf
Because he's the only one who's bat-shit crazy enough to actually go in the water at Ocean Beach.

Comments : Captain of Alpha Team. In South Africa, he'll ride zebras and marry the chief's 13 year old daughter (sorry, Ben). Likes to get sweaty with and wrangle other men into submission.

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