Attack 1 : oh wow, an animal jam card, what's it's move? BULLY NON-RARE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO PLAY 200x damage, no one wants Extreme cringe cards, Animal Jam should have closed down like club penguin, and club penguin cards are better then your club furry cards.
Attack 2 : Oh look, a bubble (bfdi) card, let's see? hmm, agility and Thundershock, THAT'S NOT A BUBBLE THAT'S A ZEUS! most people will not give detail to their low quality cards and it's annoying, also, PEOPLE LIKE THEIR OWN CARDS, that's lonely.
Illustrator : icky vicky
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