Attack 1 : SMASH Yo Mama's SOOO fat that you have to flip a coin 5 times. For each tails this attack does 30 damage plus 20 damage for each heads depending on how FAT she is.
Attack 2 : SPLASH ATTACK Yo mama's SOOO fat that here splash attack ACTUALLY does damage. Next turn if you use this move you will effect the other player(s) pokemon with paralyzation for the next two turns.
Illustrator : Type: fighting Lbs: 1,239 5'8''
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