Attack 1 : Fatness Yo Momma's so fat, when you thought of her YOUR NECK SNAPPED and made you paralyzed forever if you flip a tails, and made you paralyzed for 292373042918340 rounds!!!!!!
Attack 2 : Ugliness Yo Momma's so ugly, when the mirror (AKA YOU) looked at her IT CRACKED APART, and made you paralyzed and poisoned for OVER 9000 rounds!!!!!!
Comments : You died, if you fought her. It's a win-lose... AND NOT WIN ISN'T FOR YOU!!!!!! TROLLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Illustrator : Neo Ding
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