Pokemon Yossarian

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 22 September 2014

Name : Yossarian

Type : Metal

Attack 1 : Fake Tears
Flip a coin. If heads, you may skip the next bombing run by faking sickness.

Attack 2 : Questioning
Flip a coin until you get tails. This attack asks as questions as heads you got, dealing 20 damage each.

Comments : A paranoid but cunning soldier drafted for WWII, who asks many questions to learn about his fellow soldiers. He is able to feign sickness at will.

Illustrator : Copyright LOLOLOL

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