Attack 1 : Smart talk Zach uses big words, therefore making the opponent feel inferior and They cut their self esteem in half. Flip a coin, if heads, the opponent can't attack next turn.
Attack 2 : Ramble 30 x the amount of info they try to comprehend and causes opponent to become confused for X turns. Zach continuously trails on about what ever topic is presented to him and he doesn't stopped until the other Pokemon escapes. Usually results in a fried opponent.
Illustrator : Noah Swartz
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