Pokemon billy butcher
My card
Pokemon Passport
Creation Date : 19 June 2026
Name : billy butcher
Type : Fighting
Attack 1 : Excuse me sir!
Instakill anyone with the "Homelander" Card
Attack 2 : Crowbar
Apply 2 "Bleed" to the enemy
Comments : Here lies Charlie You can tell it's him 'cause we put his name on the stone He kept his showers ice cold, used eco-friendly lightbulbs Rode his bicycle to work when the gasoline price rose He'd judge with no pretense, fish on the weekends Each morning, get up, do the Pledge of Allegiance Never swim in the ocean, for fear of shark attacks Bi-monthly get his wife a rose with a card attached Avoiding all the little things that were hard to ask Had a car crash, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack Golden escalator, all his friends and neighbors Huddled there in prayer around the respirator Catch you later, I'm off to see the man upstairs They all look like ants from here, stars and crystal chandeliers There was an angel at the entrance, checking off a guest list Charlie wasn't on it, and was ushered to the exit His heart sank He was breathless Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform I go to church on Sunday, truly, usually more Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform I go to church on Sunday, truly, usually more Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door
Illustrator : Basil