Pokemon carnizzle mybroshizzle

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Creation Date : 29 November 2014

Name : carnizzle_mybroshizzle

Type : Psychic

Attack 1 : Explode
Activates destructive virus contracted from weird japanese website and explodes digiquaza into rainbow strobe lights, causing seizures in little kids everywhere and getting us both banned from anime freternity

Attack 2 : Super-Saiyan
Goes Super-Saiyan while power hugging, also gets a joy boner

Comments : Cannot contemplate how Rayquaza, an infinitely old dragon, can be underage. This, fascinatingly, has been found to cause explosions.

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