Pokemon derp retarded patrick

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Pokemon derp retarded patrick

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Creation Date : 12 February 2013

Name : derp retarded patrick

Type : Psychic

Attack 1 : fat jiggle ya belly slam
patrick slams opponents face and body to da ground and removes their intestines and eats them

Attack 2 : acid drool
Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now Paralyzed.

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