Attack 1 : diddle Diddy grabs the opponent, and diddles them, leaving mental issues with them for the rest of the battle
Attack 2 : raid or baby oil flip a coin.if heads, the opponent will get framed for a crime, and get oiled up. if tails, the FBI will search Diddies house, and send him back to the deck
Illustrator : me
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