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Pokemon doritos

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Creation Date : 26 August 2015

Name : doritos

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : draw power
draws power from the illuminati, enforcing the illuminati theory

Attack 2 : taste like cheese
flip a coin, if heads all the pokémon will feast on the doritos, brutally slaughtering it. If tails the doritos will banish chuck norris

Comments : the only card strong enough to banish Chuck Norris

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