Pokemon evil kittens from BTS

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Pokemon evil kittens from BTS

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Creation Date : 15 March 2009

Name : evil kittens from BTS

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : Space Laser
Flip a coin. If heads, go to your nearest shoe store and get a cheeseburger. The cheeseburger will smear the other card, so you win! If tails, use the bathroom while standing on your head.

Attack 2 : Kitty Charm
Eat a bunch of onions. Breath in the opponent's faces. If opponent faints, take 10000000 cards out of the toilet. If not, eat more onions and repeat.

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