Attack 1 : my wang Flip a coin. If heads, the opponent takes 70 damage. If tails, the opponent feels inadequate in comparison and will contemplate its existence and will become Paralyzed for its next turn.
Attack 2 : Vicious Mockery This attack does 1d4 of psychic damage on the opponent caused by insulting them.
Illustrator : me
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