Pokemon noob not even a rider

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Creation Date : 11 December 2016

Name : noob_not_even_a_rider

Type : Fire

Attack 1 : baby rage tantrum
flip a coin. if heads, noob_not_even_a_rider throws a tantrum on forums even though he's 15 years old. if tails, well, the same thing as above. but twice.

Attack 2 : long hair
flip a coin. if heads, noob_not_even_a_rider's long hair shoots out of his ugly face and burns every enemy pokemon. if tails, his hair stays on his head, clouds his eyesight and he dies on the spot

Illustrator : trashy camera

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