Attack 1 : baby rage tantrum flip a coin. if heads, noob_not_even_a_rider throws a tantrum on forums even though he's 15 years old. if tails, well, the same thing as above. but twice.
Attack 2 : long hair flip a coin. if heads, noob_not_even_a_rider's long hair shoots out of his ugly face and burns every enemy pokemon. if tails, his hair stays on his head, clouds his eyesight and he dies on the spot
Illustrator : trashy camera
MyPokeCard.com is a funny site to design your own pokemon card, vote for the best pokemon cards and create pokemon colorings
