Attack 1 : management power! if this Pokemon is attacked then this Pokemon deals 200 damage to all of your opponent's Pokemon and fires your opponent and you win
Attack 2 : illogical reasoning this Pokemon says something completely illogical. the opponent's Pokemon tries to comprehend this and faints of confusion. all of his bench Pokemon hear this and faint as well.
Comments : this Pokemon is found at luxury resorts or in cubicles tormenting their inhabitants
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