Attack 1 : Toilet water when used u can now pick up all of ur prize cards. but if u use this attack u will have to give this card to ur opponent forever. no buts.
Attack 2 : Oh sh*t stare ALL ur opponents pokemon are now paralized forever, which basically means u can never play with them again. and if they get new cards, those ones will be paralized too. also no buts.
Illustrator : ur face
MyPokeCard.com is a funny site to design your own pokemon card, vote for the best pokemon cards and create pokemon colorings