Pokemon retard falling down elevator
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Creation Date : 5 January 2016
Name : retard falling down elevator
Type : Dragon
Attack 1 : Escalator fall
Flip a coin. If heads, retard throws scooter down stairs and beats the shit out of you.
Attack 2 : death from above
Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now Paralyzed.
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