Pokemon spiderus

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 23 February 2016

Name : spiderus

Type : Psychic

Attack 1 : lure
spiderus lures your children into his cave and murders them

Attack 2 : ted cruz
spiderus impersonates ted cruz and makes you vote for him for president. when he's elected, ted cruz comes back and you realize what a mistake you've made.

Illustrator : jar jar binks

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