Pokemon turdduck

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Creation Date : 11 August 2011

Name : turdduck

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : turd wack
turdduck excrements his ficies as an engagement to a proper bowl movement. He then throws his trophy of glory into specifically the mouth of the other pokemon for obvious reasons.

Attack 2 : water gun
turdduck does something that you never see ordinary people do. He somehow manages to produce water out of his body (not possible, unless he was sweating really bad) in order to wash his hands.

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