Pokemon Obese Men

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 7 May 2016

Name : Obese Men

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Royal Cleanse
Flip a coin, if heads, then this will cleanse any men type Pokemon and give them nightmares of Donald Trump. If tails, the opponent's Pokemon will be tortured by a baby seagull.

Attack 2 : Sonic Hump
Flip a coin, if heads, all your opponents Pokemon will die slowly and painfully and Sgt. Reznov will make fun of them. If tails, this attack will hump your opponents Pokemon so hard, that he will fly all the way to Australia.

Comments : This Legendary Pokemon's hump is so powerful, that any men who dares to touch him will be cleansed.

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