Pokemon TED CRUZ 29

Pokemon Passport

Creation Date : 22 February 2021

Name : TED CRUZ

Type : Water

Attack 1 : VACATION TIME
LEAVE YOUR STATE WHEN THEIR IN NEED. FLEE TO CANCUN WITH YOUR FAMILY WHILE YOUR OPPONENT SUFFERS

Attack 2 : POWER OUTAGE
SINCE YOU DECIDED TO SCEW OVER YOUR STATE BY GIVING THEM A SEPERATE POWER GRID. AN ICE STORM COMES AND TAKES POWER AWAY (EXTRA: FLIP A COIN, IF HEADS: PIPES BURST TO, IF TAILS: PEOPLE FREEZE IN THEIR HOMES)

Comments : this is joke hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha

Illustrator : CALICO CAT

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