Pokemon Ted Cruz 18
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Creation Date : 25 April 2016
Name : Ted Cruz
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : Canada Power
For every Donald Trump card your opponent has, do 20 damage plus 50 for each energy.
Attack 2 : Raw Footage 1738
This footage is useless, yet is powerful.
Comments : This is Ted Cruz and this card was made with the 20 dollars sticking out of my back pocket.
Illustrator : Ted's mom
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