Pokemon Turd on the Sidewalk

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Pokemon Turd on the Sidewalk

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Creation Date : 26 July 2016

Name : Turd on the Sidewalk

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : You Stepped In it
You smell like shit. All Pokémon on the Bench die from the smell..................... Watch where you walk next time.

Attack 2 : Dark Out
Flip a Coin, if it is heads, you just stepped in shit. Congrats. Multiply how many times you have used the restroom in the past two days and multiply that to the damage.

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