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Pokemon Ted Cruz

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Creation Date : 29 April 2016

Name : Ted Cruz

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Murder
Using his Zodiac Killer starts, he kills you the way he kills others.

Attack 2 : Ruin America
Flip a coin. If heads, he manages to beat Donald Trump, and turns America into a nation of Zodiac Killers.

Comments : Vote Bernie.

Illustrator : DaCatonater

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