Pokemon Ted Cruz 20
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Creation Date : 15 May 2016
Name : Ted Cruz
Type : Fighting
Attack 1 : Canadian Pride
All damage taken will cause Ted Cruz to say "Sorry," which will lower enemy resistance by one Energy Card
Attack 2 : Habit
Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Candidate is now Stabbed. If tails, Ted Cruz speaks butchered Spanish.
Comments : Ted Cruz, also known as the "Zodiac Killer," is a Republican Candidate.
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